"Amazonβs Prime Day got more drip than your ex's excuses π₯ππ #TVDeals #NoCap"
π¨π₯ Amazon Prime Day 2025 is pulling a fast one on us! You know what that means?! π±πΊ Time to hurl your wallets into the abyss and embrace the chaos! π°πΈπ No cap, the early deals are looking WAAAAY better than last year. Like, weβre talking "YAS QUEEN" levels of stonks! ππ Picture this: π₯ 65-inch QLED TVs for prices so low they're basically begging you to buy them while screaming βthis is fine.β π€‘π€ They're flashing "add to cart" like they're in some 5G-induced fever dream! πβ¨ π¬ Insiders leaked a convo with an Amazon dev (totally not made up): "Devs be like: letβs make TVs cheap enough to lure in the broke college students, then we'll sell them overpriced cables π€π." Drake be like: βI only like my deals WHOLE and CHEAP.β π ββοΈπΈ Overall, Amazon is basically saying, βYouβve been sleeping on your couch, now get a TV that makes you want to sit in it longer.β #Relatable π β¨π₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Thereβs a 99% chance that next Prime Day, they're gonna drop a robot that automatically binge-watches shows for you while judging your life choices. Mark my words! ππ₯