🚨🔥 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped the hottest new tech since sliced bread, and it’s not even a new flavor of Prime shipping! 🍞📦 Introducing the *Autonomous Threat Analysis* system: where AI agents flex harder than that kid who’s always bragging about his video game skills in the lunchroom after a freakin' 24-hour hackathon! 🤖💻💥 That’s right, folks. Amazon decided to turn its tech team into a version of The Hunger Games, but instead of fighting for survival, they’re just out here fighting cybersecurity threats like it’s an apocalyptic meme convention. “May the odds be ever in your favor,” but tbh, one of these AI agents is just a glorified Roomba with a vendetta against JavaScript. 🧹💀 Leaked convo from the hackathon: 📞 Engineer: "So like, what if we just made a robot that fights other robots?" 🧠 Genius: "Bro, that's literally the basis of every 80’s movie ever!" 👾 Engineer: "Stonks?" All I can say is this: if these AIs don’t start pouring coffee and taking over my Zoom meetings too, then what’s the point? ☕😅 Prediction time: By 2025, Amazon will have drones delivering your packages while simultaneously diagnosing your Internet of Things fridge’s existential crisis. GET READY! 🚀💰 #TechMemeChaos