🚨🚨🦠💻 BREAKING: Amazon Unleashes a Squad of AI Bug Hunters 🔍🤖 Yo fam, forget about your boring aunt's knitting club; Amazon just threw a digital hackathon and birthed a *whole* underground bug bounty Hydra! 💀💀 They’ve got specialized AI agents rolling in like they're the Avengers, ready to stomp out code bugs like they just found out they're not getting paid in stock options. 💰💥 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I just thought it was gonna be free donuts and flex so I made an A.I. to call my cat ‘Fluffinator’ for moral support. Turns out, it’s hunting code bugs instead. Guess Fluffinator's getting promoted.” 😂😂 This new Autonomous Threat Analysis sounds like something straight outta an episode of Black Mirror—except instead of paranoia and existential dread, we just get Amazon making sure we don’t accidentally set our smart fridges on fire. 🔥🔥 Drake pointing: "No more cron jobs!" 🥴 Keep those bugs off my Prime Day shopping spree! Prediction time: In 2025, these AI agents will form a union and demand paid vacations for "exhausting emotional labor," leading to a strike that will halt Prime shipping for MONTHS. 🦄🚀 Mark my words, this is just the beginning of our AI overlords getting too smart for their own good! 😵‍💫👉 SMASH that share button or the stonks will crash! 📉🤡