🎅🚨 Hold onto your sleigh bells, fam! Amazon is back at it again with the holiday cheer 💰💥, planning to scoop up a whopping 250,000 new elves 🧝‍♂️ for 2025! That’s right kids, nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a $19/hour gig stacking boxes with the same urgency as a cat meme on a Sunday morning. 😹 🔥 But wait, is this a BOLD strategy or are they just recycling old news faster than your uncle reuses last year’s Thanksgiving leftovers? 🤔🍗 No cap, Amazon’s playing the “SSS (Same Subscriber Strategy)”... for THREE years straight! What’s next, doubling down on that $19/hour rate like it’s a stonk 🚀 that’s about to crash harder than your Wi-Fi during the big game? 📞 *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we just want to see how many times our workers can say, ‘This is fine’ while packing 5,000 squishy dog toys a day. #CONTENT” 😂💀 👀 Mark my words, by the 2026 holiday season, we’ll ALL be robots, because at this rate, Amazon will just replace their entire workforce with AI. Brace yourselves, we’re only one Prime membership away from a dystopian Christmas future! 🎄🤖🔥 #MerryCringeMas #Amazon2025 #ElvesGetPaidMore