💡🔗 Amazon's New Nuclear Power Plant? It's About to Get a "Mighty" Makeover! 💥🤡 Y'all, Amazon is out here trying to put a *radioactive cherry on top* of their delivery empire. Forget two-day shipping, they're now looking to ship *nuclear power* straight to your front door! 🚪💨📦 They just dropped a “first look” at the *Cascade Advanced Energy Facility* 🤯💥 (so, like, are we calling it Amazon Prime: Fallout Edition now?), confirming plans for 12 mini nuclear reactors in Washington. I mean, who needs facemasks for COVID when you can just get zapped into oblivion? 😂💀 So here’s the tea: Amazon’s trying to flex its techy muscles by deploying *“small modular reactors”* 💪, probably because having bigger ones might make them feel “too big to fail,” and we all know how that turns out... *cough* Blockbuster *cough*. 🤫💸 But wait, this is where it gets spicy! 🌶️ Imagine all the delivery drones being powered by radioactive energy! 🚀✨ In a leaked Zoom call, one developer was like, “If we can’t deliver your package in two days, at least we can guarantee it comes with a side of glow!” 🤖💚 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take incoming: In a *few years*, Amazon is gonna merge with the *Nuclear Regulatory Commission* to create a subscription service… “Prime Radioactive”—bring on the fission, baby! Stonks? More like *nukestocks*! 📈💰💣💀