🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Amazon is throwing the ultimate terminator party! 🤖💀 Hold onto your shopping carts, fam, because Uncle Jeff (yes, the one with the space rocket, no not the one with the “I love Alexa” tattoo 🤡) is replacing a whopping 600,000 human workers with robots! That's right, your new cashier might just be a toaster with Wi-Fi. 🍞💻 💰💸 Meanwhile, the robots are out here like “STONKS!” as they get ready to swipe those jobs faster than you can say “one-click purchase.” This is fine. 🙃 The only thing getting more automated than Amazon's warehouses is my existential dread. “Bro, we got more robots than humans now. I can't even,” one “leaked” Amazon developer reportedly said while sipping on some overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️ Their plan? “Make robots work so humans can focus on *not* working.” Genius or diabolical? 🤔 Drake be like: “I’m sorry, but I can’t with all these automations 📉🚫.” But honestly, what’s next? 🤔 Amazon delivering your packages via drone catapults? Get ready for your new robotic overlords! 🚀🔥 Mark my words, in 5 years the only human job left will be professional meme curator for Amazon's internal announcements! 💣🔥 This is the future, folks! Seethe and cope if you can't handle it. #Rekt 😂