🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE AMONG US WAREHOUSE: Amazon just dropped the WHOLE ROBOT SQUAD like they're the new BTS of e-commerce! 💿✨ That’s right, fam, they’ve officially hit the 1 MILLION ROBOT mark! 🤯🔥 Imagine walking into an Amazon warehouse, and it’s like "Ready Player One" meets "The Matrix," but instead of Keanu, you get a million Roombas rolling around trying to steal your job. 😂💀 This means 75% of global deliveries are now run by robots! What’s next? A robot apocalypse where they start delivering your packages on backflips? Stonks for days! 📦🚀 The only question is: can they pick up my social anxiety from the front porch? 💁‍♂️💔 🚨 Leaked Amazon Dev Quote: "When we said we were making things efficient, we didn’t mean making humans obsolete… or did we? 🤔 Cope & seethe, humans!" *Drake Pointing Meme* "YES" to robots! *Drake Pointing Meme* "NO" to human workers! In conclusion, get ready for the day when your package gets delivered by a flying robot butler named BezosBot. 🥸💰 So, IN PREDICTION MODE: In 5 years, expect Amazon to *literally* be the first company to hire a robot as CEO! And honestly? I’d vote for it. #Based 🤖👑