🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, NUCLEAR NERDS! 💥🚨 Forget all that basic "tech news" ya'll been reading, we JUST leveled up with an Amazon-backed nuclear squad called X-energy—like if Iron Man built nuclear reactors but instead of saving the world, he’s just raking in that 💰💰💰. They bagged a whopping $700 MILLION (yes, that’s 700,000,000 greenbacks) from Jane Street, which I can only assume is a secret lair for robotic hedge fund managers 🤖🔥. They’re ready to spawn 150 Small Modular Reactors (SMRs for all you cool kids) in the US and UK—basically the real-life version of "Build A Bear" but for nuclear reactors 🧸💣. And why? Because all the cool kids are saying atomic energy is the secret sauce for the upcoming AI revolution. More like "AI-lien" right?! 👽 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted pumps, but now we're pumping nuclear because #Stonks 🚀.” ⚡️ Combine this with Amazon's usual delivery speed, and soon they’ll be overnighting radioactive power-ups! So, what’s next? 🤔 I predict by 2024, we’ll be swiping right on reactors like Tinder. **"In a committed relationship with my nuclear reactor - it's just that intense!"** 💖💀 Fasten your seatbelts, fam, we're entering the *Nuclear Age*, and it's gonna be lit! 🔥🔥 #NuclearVibes #ChaosReactor