🚨📉 Breaking News from Amazon: The Fresh Stores are going kaput! 🚀💔 That’s right, fam! In a shocking twist that’s more shocking than your friend trying to pay with dogecoin at Whole Foods, Amazon is shuttering ALL 19 of its Fresh stores in the UK. Let me get this straight, you mean to tell me that the futuristic utopia of no tills has flopped harder than a floppy disk in 2023? *Cue the sad violin* 🎻😭 “Yo, we thought people would want to walk through a cashless wonderland, but nah fam, they’d rather fight over organic kale at Whole Foods” said an *alleged* Amazon dev, who definitely just finished watching a TikTok about life hacks. 🤖💬 Not gonna lie, this is making the stonks meme look like a rollercoaster ride during an earthquake. 📉🚨 And now, they’re converting FIVE of these Fresh failures into Whole Foods? That’s like turning your old flip phone into a rotary phone – a whole vibe shift, but still purgatory. 😩📞 So, here’s the hot take: in two years, Amazon’s gonna start offering “Buy One Get One Free” on milk that’s suddenly gone “out of fashion.” Watch. 🔮✨ #ThisIsFine #AmazonFresh #WholeWho? 🤡💀💰