🔥🌌 GATHER 'ROUND, FOLKS! 🍿🥳 Amazon is *finally* stepping off its Prime cardboard box and launching into SPACE with its new satellite internet system, Amazon Leo! 🤖🚀💥 (Wait, is it a satellite or just Jeff Bezos throwing stuff off into orbit? 😂) So here’s the tea: Amazon Leo is like that one friend who always shows up late to the party but then flexes about how much better they are than everyone else. “Oh, you have Starlink? Nah, fam, LEOS are the new superior beings in the sky!” 🌠💰 But let’s be real: it’s still 2023 and they’re only previewing to a *select group of customers* (aka the chosen ones, probably influencers with matching loungewear) before the big reveal in 2026! That’s a whole *three years* away! ⏳💤 🗣️ “We wanted to roll it out sooner, but we’re still figuring out how to not put everyone in a black hole,” said a leaked Amazon dev (totally a legit quote). Like, okay, Jeffy, we get it, you’re trying to be the new Space Daddy. Just don’t send us all to Mars first. 🤡👽 Prediction time: By 2026, everyone will be sipping lemonade and leaving reviews like, “Amazon Leo: 5 stars. Would recommend. Includes free Prime membership. No lag, but also no WiFi.” ✨🥵 So, buy your space helmets now, folks, 'cause the internet is about to get STONKS. 💀💸🚀