🔥🔥🚨 MEME ALERT: The Amazon Fire TV Soundbar Plus has the audacity to be $179.99, which is basically a spicy jalapeño pepper shy of its Prime Day drop price! 💰💥 But who's counting, right? Just slap a sticker on it that says "almost a deal" and BOOM, instant gratification! 🤡💀 Imagine the *gasp* moment when you realize you're about to drop almost $180 on a soundbar that promises to make your living room sound like the Avengers assembled but ends up sounding more like you’re watching paint dry. 🐢💤 But hey, you know what they say: if you can’t hear the drama, are you even living? In a recent "leaked" developer meeting, one Amazon engineer was overheard saying, "We just wanted to charge people for the Bluetooth connection. Who needs the sound? 🤖💔 Honestly, we could just sell rocks and people would still be on board!" So, what’s the big prediction? 💭🔥 By 2025, we’ll all be connecting to our soundbars via psychic connection – no wires, just vibes, fam! No cap, prepare yourselves! This is fine! 🚀✨