🚨BREAKING NEWS, tech fam!🚨 Amazon’s Echo Dots are pulling a stunt better than your ex at a wedding – they’re HOLDING ON to those Prime Day prices like a toddler clinging to their favorite toy! 🤡💔 💰💥💩 Hold onto your wallets because we’re talking SAVINGS UP TO 42%! Yup, the standard Echo Dot (5th Gen) is now a steal at just $34.99 (originally $49.99) 🍔🤤 and the Echo Dot Kids edition is basically gifting you free snacks at 42% off — now only $34.99 instead of $59.99! 🎉 How generous! It’s almost like they expect you to buy them while your brain is screaming “TAKE MY MONEY!” 💸🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We just wanted to keep the prices low until everyone forgot how to talk to real humans." - Anonymous Amazon Dev, probably named Jeff. 🤖👀 And let’s be real – if these little speakers could scream, it’d be *this is fine* as they wait for your commands. 📡🙃 But wait! Here’s the unhinged prediction: In 2024, Amazon will drop a 🔥 *smart fridge* that responds to your orders like a sassy Gen Z barista, and honestly, I can’t wait! 🤯💀 #AmazonEcho #SaveYourCoins #MemeTech 🤑🚀