🚨🤑🔔 BREAKING NEWS: AMAZON JUST SLASHED iPAD PRICES, Y’ALL! 🔥📱 Listen up, fam! Amazon just turned its price-slasher mode ON and we’re vibing hard because Apple’s 11th Gen iPad is now UNDER $300! 🤯💰 That’s right, you can snag one for just $299! 💸 *Cue the Drake meme pointing at savings* ⬅️🙌 You can finally unleash your inner TikTok superstar without breaking the bank! 🤳💃 No cap, you can now pretend you’re working while playing Candy Crush... in style. (But we all know you’re just watching cat videos 🐱💻) And here's a *leaked* convo from a confused Amazon dev: 👩‍💻 Dev1: "So, are we seriously underpricing these iPads? What’s next, giving them away in cereal boxes?" 👨‍💻 Dev2: "Nah, we’re just trying to keep people from seething about inflated Apple prices. This is fine. 😂🔥" 🔥 Stonks up? More like stonks up in flames! 🚀💀 Get your fingers ready to click that “Add to Cart” button before Jeff Bezos personally delivers it to your doorstep while wearing a space suit! 🤖🌌 **My hot take?** At this rate, the next iPad will be delivered WITH a side of fries! 🍟🍔 Mark my words! #AppleFryDay! 😂