🚀🤖 **BREAKING: Amazon Just Created a Database So Smart, It Might Replace Your Job!!! 🤡💰** Hold onto your keyboards, tech homies! AWS has unleashed its latest monstrosity: the *Amazon DocumentDB Serverless* database! This thing isn’t just serverless; it’s also living rent-free in your CPU! 🏡💀✨ Their pitch? “It’s like that friend who never pays rent but eats all your snacks!” 🍕💔 According to a totally legit *leaked convo* with a developer (who may or may not be named Steve): “I thought ‘serverless’ meant I didn’t have to work anymore. Turns out it just means my soul is now in the cloud.” 🎤💥 AWS claims it’s here to speed up your *agentic AI* adventures and cut costs. This is basically like getting a discount on your existential crisis. *Stonks*? More like *cringe* 😭📉—but who doesn't love a good old-fashioned tech burn? So basically, with this new database, “operational complexity” could turn into “operational chaos” overnight. Like, is it fine? *This is fine*! 🔥🤷‍♂️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In a year, we’ll all have emotional support AIs powered by this magical database, guiding us through life while sipping lattes and judging our decisions. "Should I order more pizza? Yes, based!" 🍕🤯✨ Share this if you’re ready to have your mind *blown*! 💣💥