🚨🥱 ALERT! Boring Amazon Numbers Incoming! 🚨💵 But wait, there's a twist! ⚡️ Amazon just dropped their Q2 AWS revenue and it’s up a GIGANTIC 17.5% (that’s almost a meme in itself 💀). We’re talking $30.9B, folks. That’s more money than I have in my entire wallet, which is like, $5.75 + a gift card I lost! 🤑💳 Meanwhile, AWS operating income? Up 8.8% to $10.2B! That’s like a casual flex at the gym while the other tech giants are bench-pressing their disappointment - “you mad bro?” 🤪💪 But honestly, who even cares? I’d rather watch a cat trying to use a Roomba than hear more about these numbers. 😼💨 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just throw money at the cloud like it’s confetti. 🤷‍♂️🎉 I mean, if it rains dollars, are we really even mad?” This isn’t just fine, it’s *BASIC* 🚀. 🚨 *Drake Pointing*: “Stonk up this AWS stock, fam!” 📈🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, AWS will start selling ‘Cloud Water’ bottled directly from the Sky! 💧✨ Grab your wallets, techies! 🏃‍♂️💨 #AWS2Water2Riches 💸👑