🔥🚨🚀BREAKING: Amazon is pulling the plug on its Android App Store! SO LONG, FAREWELL, APPLE-WHO?! 🍏💀💔 That’s right folks, the Amazon App Store is going bye-bye next week because Jeff Bezos ran out of space to shove all 57,000 more Alexa’s into our lives 🤖🛒. Low-key, this is like your uncle using a flip phone but instead it's literally a tech giant dropping the mic on its own mediocre side hustle. They said “Golly gee! Let's build an app store!” and now look where we are! 😂🙌 🗣️ “We thought it was just another flash in the pan,” says our *totally real* developer friend, Chad 🔥 "But the only apps left in here are for shopping and sad memes!" Fact. This was supposed to be the “PERFECT” alternative, but apparently, it was just “okay” enough to be in your dreams and nightmares at the same time. 🥴💭 Remember folks, the *only* way to carry your favorite apps now is to pray they miraculously appear on Google Play, OR become a hermit and learn to code your own (good luck!). This is literally the tech version of “This is fine” 🔥🔥. My hot take? By 2025, Amazon will just be selling us *real* apps in a NFT, and we’ll all be like, “Based.” 🤑🚀💰 Share this chaos, or Amazon will switch your Echo to a potato! #Stonks #Cringe