🚨🚨 BREAKING: Amazon Just Unleashed a NEW AI Tool That’s as Useless as Your Ex’s Promises! 🤖💸🔥 Introducing the "Help Me Decide" AI shopping assistant! 🤡💩 Like you needed another algorithm tracking your every move. Oh wow, Amazon, thanks for giving me more reasons to question my life choices! 🙄✨ You’re scrolling through 75 pairs of socks when suddenly it’s like, "Yo fam, can’t you decide on one? 😵‍💫 Here’s a *slightly* better sock!" 🤭💀 Let’s be real, how hard is it to pick socks? Just put on the funniest ones and call it a day! Stonks 🔥📈 or cringe? You tell me! *Leaked conversation between Amazon devs*: **Dev 1**: "How can we ensure they buy those overpriced socks?" **Dev 2**: "Let’s just throw an AI that says ‘You NEED these’ in their face!" 😩🤣 Just remember folks, this is fine 🔥☕ if you like being micro-managed by a glorified toaster. So Happy Shopping, I guess? 😬💸 🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be so dependant on AI shopping tools that seeing real-life products will feel like a scene from a post-apocalyptic movie. “What do you mean I have to IMAGINE what a shoe feels like???" 🤡🤖💥 Now go forth, meme lords, and share your AI shopping nightmares! 💥🌌