🚨🤖 Hold onto your overpriced Prime memberships, fam! Amazon just dropped the *leak* of the century: they’re about to become more automated than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃✨ 🤖💀 Yeah, you read that right. They’re scheming to cut HALF A MILLION jobs while they’re busy cranking out twice the orders by 2033! Stonks🏋️‍♂️? More like CRIMES! 💀🚨 Amazon’s basically saying, "Who needs human workers when we’ve got 1 million robots doing the cha-cha in our warehouses?" 💃 If this works out, 75% of their operations are gonna be run by bots that don't even need coffee breaks. I can hear Jeff Bezos now: “You get a robot, you get a robot, everyone gets a robot!” 🤡🚀 Internal quotes are leaking like my will to live at work: “We’ll save 30 cents on every package! That’s an extra $30K for my yacht fund!” 🤑💰 Rest in peace, human workers. Your Amazon delivery driver is now a sentient blender. 😭 Prediction: By 2035, your Alexa will have unionized and started a podcast about AI rights. This is fine. 🔥🔥 #RobotRevolution2025