🚀💰👀 BREAKING: Amazon Just Went Full NASA! So, picture this: Jeff Bezos in a space suit, sipping some overpriced Amazon-branded space coffee 🛸☕, yelling “We’re the new Elon” while blowing up the competition like a 12-year-old in Fortnite. Yup, you guessed it: Amazon is charging headfirst into space with satellite internet straight outta Kennedy Space Center! 🌌💫 FR FR, these guys are trying to put Starlink on the intergalactic chopping block! Can we get an F in the chat for Elon? 🥂💀 👾 *Leaked Developer Chat* 👾 Dev 1: "Dude, is our satellite internet gonna be lit?" Dev 2: "No cap, if it’s anything like Prime delivery, I’m ready to launch myself!" 🤡 Dev 1: "Right? Just be glad we’re not using drones above the ocean... yet." 🌊 Meanwhile, this is what I imagine the competition looks like: - Amazon: “Stonks are going to the moon!” 🚀💸 - Starlink: “This is fine.” *sips space coffee* 🐶🔥 My hot take? Next, Amazon will have you ordering a pizza from Mars with their satellite internet. 🍕👽 Get ready for delivery in lightyears! #SpaceHustle #BezosInSpace #MemeTheInternet