💰📢 Amazon STRIKES AGAIN, baby! This time with Alexa Plus, but instead of asking your trusted AI for the weather, YOU'RE GONNA GET A 30-SECOND AD FOR DR. PEPPER! 🍹💀 Hot off the press: Andy Jassy (a.k.a. Mr. Monopoly himself) just spilled the tea that Alexa Plus will be working like a personalized ad machine 🤖💸. “We’re giving users MORE opportunities to have ads serving them,” he said, probably while wearing a gold chain made of Prime memberships. 🎤🔥 Let’s be real, Alexa is basically your sassy friend who only speaks in commercials now. 🎙️😂 Like, “Hey Alexa, tell me a joke.” “Sure! *ad voice* ‘Did you know? 3 out of 5 Alexa users are now craving tacos from Taco Bell!’” 🌮🤡 And just to make it crystal clear, it’s currently free for Prime members but look out, future humans—those subscription fees are about to morph into a “STONKS” meme faster than you can say "based." 📈🤬 **Leaked quote from a developer**: “Honestly, I just wanted to make a virtual assistant, not a hype machine for brands. But here we are 🌌.” So buckle up, fam! As Alexa becomes a glorified billboard, I predict a future where your smart fridge starts getting jealous and asks for a sponsorship deal. 🍔✨ #Adpocalypse2024