🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF RICH PEOPLE AND ROBOTS!!! 🤖💸 Amazon is on a mission to turn humans into nostalgic relics of the past by replacing 600,000 workers with ROBOTS! 🤯💀 Yeah, you read that right! A leaked corporate manifesto (you know they have one) reveals that the tech overlords in Seattle are not just shipping your packages—they're about to SHIP YOU OUTTA THE JOB MARKET! 🚀✌️ According to the *New York Times*, the plan is to automate 75% of the company's operations by 2027. 🙈 That’s right—by the time Jeff Bezos finishes his space vacation, robots will be the new Prime employees! Amazon’s like, "Why hire when we can just let our bipedal bots do the robot dance on your dreams?" 🤡💃💔 A recent “leaked” conversation from a developer was heard, “Why pay for health insurance when we can just make Digit do 9-to-5? Also, saving 30 cents on every item? STONKS! 📉💰” In conclusion, if you’re at the warehouse, don’t get too comfy! By 2033, it’ll be a job market fitting for WALL-E. 🛸💥 So, buckle up, because soon your boss will be replaced by a glorified Roomba! #ByeHumanJobs 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2040, Amazon will launch a “Prime Robot” delivery subscription, where you can rent a robot to take over your life. For just $9.99/month, your new AI overlord can even question your life choices! 🥴🤖