🚨📦 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon vs. Perplexity - The Browser Battle Royale! 🔥🥊 Alright folks, buckle up! In this corner, we have Amazon, the overlord of overpriced shipping fees and a 485-page return policy 🤡📜. And in the other corner, Perplexity, the AI broskies ready to zap your shopping woes away with their Comet AI! 💥🤖✨ So, what’s the ruckus? Amazon is throwing a tantrum because Perplexity’s Comet is out here buying stuff for you like it’s a Black Friday sale every day! 🥳🛒 Amazon’s like, “Stop that! It’s *aggresive legal threats* time!” Cue the sad Drake meme: "Pinky finger up for consumer convenience, but pointing at the #NoCap money loss!" 👎🤑 Perplexity is like, "Chill, Amazon! We’re just trying to make shopping easier!" But Amazon prefers its AIs be more like 'Alexa, spend my paycheck on this 18th charger' 😤🔋. “Amazon doesn’t care about YOU; it cares about *ads*,” they said while sipping their corporate tears. 💧💸 ⭐ **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Amazon will reveal a new product called ‘Amazon AI Wallet,’ where customers will pay to have ads suggested to them every 30 seconds!** 😱📱 Who's ready to go bankrupt?! 💀✨ This is fine. This is ALL FINE. 🚀🔥💥 Share it before Bezos byte-buys this whole meme too!