🚨🔥 💸 **BREAKING: Amazon's Gotcha!** 💸 🔥🚨 Hey fam, ever felt like you’ve been bamboozled into that Amazon Prime membership while your bank account was screaming “STOP”? 🤑💔 Well, you ain't alone! The FTC just dropped a bomb on Jeffy Bezos and his big ol' e-commerce spaceship! 💥💰 Picture this: Amazon racking up the dough while you’re out here like: "This is fine” 🔥🐶. They just got slammed with a monumental **$2.5 BILLION** lawsuit for playing you like a fiddle. 🎻 Whispers of *"It’s not you, it’s the UX"* are echoing through the halls of Amazon HQ. 🤖✨ 📜 *“Our research shows people love forgetting they subscribed, honestly, it boosts our stonks,”* a dev allegedly said. But really, everything’s fine until that credit card bill arrives. *Drake meme crying in the corner* 😭💔 The best part? *$1.5 billion is going back to the people! 🙌 [That’s gonna be one wild refund party!]* It’s gonna be like Stonks rising after a Waluigi meme drop! 🚀💥 But here’s my hot take: Amazon’s gonna start experimenting with *“Prime, but only the parts you want!”* and those features will cost you an extra $500 a month. 🤡💀💸 Stay woke, folks. It's about to get chaotic! 🤪✨