🚨📢 BREAKING: Amazon just pulled a Bezos-level power move and copped Bee, the wearable AI device maker 🐝💰! Apparently, they want to turn your wrist into an AI-powered mind reading machine. You heard that right! 🤖✨ Forget regular watch faces; this is the future of “your watch knows what you want to eat before you do” nonsense. 🍔🕵️‍♂️👀 But can we just take a moment to appreciate how every tech news headline feels like we’re living in a 2023 dystopian sitcom? Like, who’s on the writers' board for this soap opera? I bet it's just drones and a sad guy in a cardboard box. 🤡🛩️ Bee co-founder Maria de Lourdes Zollo dropped the bomb on LinkedIn (where dreams go to die), and it’s still “undisclosed.” 🤔💭 Classic tech move: "Buy it, and we’ll tell you later, k?" 🙃 🤡 Developer Quote: "We're basically just trying to give everyone a techie version of the 'This is fine' meme. If you still trust Bezos, you might be galaxy-brain levels of cope." 🔥 And get this: By 2025, you’ll be battling your AI wrist-wear for dominance over your taste in food. 🍕👾 So buckle up, fam, because we’re cruising straight into Notification Hell! 🚀💀 #Stonks #WearableChaos