🚨💥Hold onto your smart fridges, fam! It’s PRIME TIME!💥🚨 Amazon just slapped a 🔥$13🔥 price tag on their Smart Plug because who needs financial stability when you can control your lamp with your voice? 🗣️💡 #RealStonks Let’s be real, this plug is like that one friend who shows up to the party but only plays “Despacito” on repeat. 🥴🤦‍♂️ It’s the ultimate crutch for your procrastination—*"Hey Alexa, remind me to be a functioning adult"* and boom! You’ve got coffee brewing while you scroll TikTok in bed. ☕💤 But wait, there’s more! This little device is so compact, it’s like the sardines of tech—perfect for those who have commitment issues with their outlets! 😏👉💔 And the best part? It’s *Alexa-enabled* so you can scream at your coffee maker from your couch. #Genius 🔥🤖 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: “We just want users to feel like they’re living in a sci-fi movie. With just $13, you too can feel fancy while doing absolutely nothing.” 😂💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I firmly believe that one day we’ll have the Smart Plug controlling our bathroom lights simply to save us from the embarrassment of walking in on your roommate. Future-proof your cringe, my dudes! 🚀💸 What’s next? Smart spoons? 🍴🤖💰