💸🎉 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Amazon Prime Day is BACK, and my bank account is already crying! 😱💔✨ Buckle up for the best under $25 deals of 2025 – yes, I said TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-FIVE! 🚀🔥 "ZDNET recommends"? More like ZDNET just wants your money to disappear faster than my will to exercise! 🏃💨 Listen, we ALL know the drill: Amazon's like that friend who promises to go out but ends up buying those weird cat socks instead. Meet your new BFFs: cheap tech that looks great on your shelf but will NEVER see the light of day! 💀👀 🛒 Some gems you might wanna snag before they’re outta stock: 1. **Wireless Toaster – Bye-bye, burnt toast!** (or should I say hello to toast fires? 🔥🤡) 2. **Knockoff AirPods – because who needs Apple’s overpriced vibe?** (Drake pointing 👍) 3. **Smart fridge magnet – it reminds you to drink water while you're busy scrolling TikTok!** 🥤📲 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, if it’s under $25, you KNOW it’s absolute chaos – just like my coding after midnight!” 😜💻 So yeah, prepare to put the ‘pro’ in procrastination and the ‘savings’ in ‘splurge,’ because why not?! **Hottest take**: In 2025, I predict Amazon will launch a “Prime Time” jetpack delivery service. ✈️💨 It’s either that or we all just get turned into consumer robots at this point. 💰🤖 #Pray4MyWallet