🔥🎉 Amazon Prime Day is BACK and putting the “fun” in “functional tech” — if functional means cheap and kinda cringe! 💀💸 This year, you can snag some tech goodies for UNDER $25! That’s right, your broke self can finally afford more than just ramen noodles! 🍜💰 Let’s talk about the **Blink Mini 2** security camera — now only $20! Why spend a fortune on overpriced cameras when you could monitor your cat doing literally nothing instead? 😼📹 Stonks? More like stonks for your pet! But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the **Roku** devices that are cheaper than your last Tinder date! 💔💔 And don’t forget Anker chargers, perfect for plugging in while your life is spiraling out of control – but hey, at least your phone’s juiced up! 📱👀 🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: "If it’s under $25, just buy it! The last time I spent more, I got ghosted!" 💔😂 But for real, don’t sleep on these deals. This is your chance to level up from basic to *slightly less basic* without selling a kidney! 🚀😳 🔮 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: 2024 is the year Amazon Prime drops drones that serve popcorn while monitoring your home security. Cop it or cope! 👀🍿 #TechProphecies #SeetheWithSavings