🚨🔍🔥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, FOLKS! The senior shopping reporter at Mashable went full Sherlock Holmes to unearth some PRIME MacBook deals for Prime Day! 💻💸 But guess what? It’s not even a heist movie plot twist — these are just *good*, not *epic* deals. 😩💀 Let’s be REAL for a second. You might just be buying a slightly shinier brick to stare at your “to-do” list while pretending to code your next million-dollar startup, right? 😂💔 (Insert Drake pointing meme `NOPE` here) One alleged quote from a developer (RIP their sanity): "Honestly, I’d rather deal with the bug in my code than decipher these deals." 🚀💔 🥳 But hold up! There are a couple of *standouts* that could make your wallet weep less. Think the *classic* MacBook Air and the *slightly more souped up* Pro! But tbh, who are we kidding? If you buy one of these, you might just be *coping* with the fact that you’re really just in it for the Apple sticker. 🍏✨ 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, buying a MacBook on Prime Day may automatically enroll you into a "I’m still paying my student loans" group chat. 💀💰💀 SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH!