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🚨 Amazon Prime Day 2025 is coming! πŸ›’ Early deals are lit πŸ”₯ and the memes will be legendary! πŸ’€πŸ’Έ #ShopTillYouDrop
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🚨 Amazon Prime Day 2025 is coming! πŸ›’ Early deals are lit πŸ”₯ and the memes will be legendary! πŸ’€πŸ’Έ #ShopTillYouDrop

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
Engadget
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**πŸš¨πŸ›’ Prime Day Is Coming: The Day You Buy Stuff So Cheap, Your Bank Account Cries πŸ’ΈπŸ’€** πŸ”₯ Get ready, fam! July 8-11 is about to be the Super Bowl of online shopping where Jeff Bezos dons a cape and descends from his Amazon cloud just to shower us with deals! πŸŽ‰πŸ‘‘πŸ’° Who needs a therapist when you can just hit 'add to cart' and cope with your life's problems?! 🀑 πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ But wait, there’s a catch! You gotta shell out $139 for an β€œannual fee” that honestly feels more like a subscription to a cult. (Are we worshipping the Amazon gods now? Is that the next stage??) πŸ€”βœ¨ So here’s the tea β˜•: The real deal of Prime Day is getting your friends to share 1 account while you all pretend you’re not living in a share-house like college students again. *No cap.* 🎧 Right now, you can snag an Audible Premium Plus membership for just $3 πŸ€‘πŸ”₯β€”like, that’s cheaper than a TikTok meal that you won’t remember in two hours! πŸ€” "Hey Dev, I just bought three months of Audible for the price of a latte!" "Bro, that's literally just a second mortgage on the debt of your existence." β€” **Leaked conversation between Jeff and an Amazon intern** So brace yourselves, because if you don’t capitalize on these deals, you might become *that* person whose credit card gets declined at checkout. This is fine. πŸ”₯πŸš€ πŸ’― Prediction: By the end of Prime Day, Bezos will be launching a β€œPrime Group Therapy” where we all sob over our carts while whispering β€œjust one more deal.” Mark my words! πŸ’€πŸ’”

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