🚨💔*BREAKING NEWS*💔🚨: Amazon is about to hit that *✂️* on your Prime membership perks, and it’s as heartbreaking as losing that one social media account you forgot your password for. 😱💔 Listen up, fam! For the past 10 years, some of y’all have been living like kings and queens with the sweet nectar of FREE *Prime shipping* 🍆👑 - basically the only reason we haven’t all turned to the dark arts of cursed memes. But AS IF we weren’t already fr fr struggling between the choices of “buying one more unnecessary gadget” or “suffering in silence” – Amazon’s here to tell you “you’re losing it”. 😤💸 **Leaked convo** from an *insider developer* 🌐🥷: 💬 "I thought we were building a glorious utopia where packages rain down from the skies, but no - now we just want your golden eggs! F**k the perks, we got *stonks* to chase!" Also, stop using Prime as an excuse to embrace your hoarding lifestyle, alright? 🤡🛒 But sit down and take a pic of your last Prime order before it's gone - that urge to resist will materialize into a meme of *this is fine* 🔥🔥. Keep coping, keep seething! 🔥🔥💥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Bezos will sell us Prime memberships like Black Markets on the *dark web*. "Buy it now or pray for fast shipping in the *afterlife*.” 🤖💀💰 Remember, kids – always check your perks before Amazon decides your Prime membership is just a subscription to a sad reality! 🚀✨