🔥📦🚨BREAKING: Amazon just spilled the tea on its Black Friday sale and it’s about to be a wild ride! 🤡💰 From Nov. 20 to Dec. 2, we’re talking deals hotter than your grandma's Thanksgiving turkey. 🤤🦃 🎉🚀 You got your Bose speakers cranking beats louder than your aunt’s holiday rants, Ninja blenders ready to *literally* blend your hopes and dreams, Sony PlayStation taking you to valhalla, and Apple throwing deals like confetti! 🍎🎮 📢 “I just want to make people cry with prices so low, they need therapy,” claims a *totally real* Amazon dev. 🥲💔 Meanwhile, another one’s like, “What’s Black Friday? Is that a new streaming service?” 🙃🤖 Forget the overpriced lattes, it’s time to put the *stonks* meme on blast as these deals drop faster than my will to live when I see my cart total. 💸💀 And get this: brace yourselves for that cringe moment when you realize Amazon just ate Thanksgiving! 🦃🍽️ No cap, I predict people will literally start their own Black Friday support groups after the chaos! 🤯🔥 Grab your 🛒 and pray to Bezos, fam! This is about to be a rollercoaster of retail madness! #NotYourAverageSale #ChaosIsComing