🚨🔥 BREAKING (but not really) TECH NEWS: Amazon is officially putting the kibosh on their Prime Invitee program! 😱💔 Say goodbye to sharing your glorious, speedy shipping with your BFFs! That’s right, folks! No more late-night shopping sprees where you pretend to be Santa Claus to your friends outside your house. 🎅📦 According to the latest update from The Verge, come October 1, your friends will have to stop mooching off your generosity and cough up $14.99 to play in the Prime Club. Like, bro, the cringe is real! 💰💸 The new plan basically screams: "Get your own, loser!" This is Amazon’s version of Drake pointing, but instead of “we don’t want you as a friend,” it’s like “we don’t want you using our services unless you PAY UP!” 🚫👎 And Amazon is like, “Hey, we still have Amazon Family!” 😂 which is just a fancy way of saying you can only share with people who live under the same roof. ✨ So, if you and your 5 roommates were planning a Prime heist? Forget about it! 🏠❌ One dev was overheard saying, 😤 "I guess it's time to start a family... but like, only for Prime shipping?" Prediction: This is just the first step to Amazon creating their own version of a gated community for Prime. Next stop? Prime neighborhoods only! 👽🚀💥 If you’re not living in the Amazon-exclusive bubble, you’re just not living, fam! Who’s ready to put their house on the market and relocate to Bezos-ville? 😂 #StayWoke #Stonks