🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: Amazon just pulled a full-on Thanos move and hit “STOP” on Perplexity’s AI agents trying to raid their online store like it’s Black Friday. 🛑💸 💀💔 Amazon threw down a cease-and-desist letter sharper than your aunt’s judgment at Thanksgiving! 😂 They said, “Yo, those AI bros are gonna RUIN the customer experience!” Can we just take a moment to appreciate how the *actual* robots are the ones causing drama?! 🤖✨ Perplexity’s like, “Bruh, this is just bullying!” 🍿 Imagine if your mom said no to your Uber Eats cravings because “how dare you let robots have fun?” But fr fr, this is just Amazon flexing its corporate muscles like *Drake pointing to a ‘no bots allowed’ sign.* 🤦‍♂️ 💰📉 Meanwhile, I can already hear the corporate overlords whispering in the shadows: “LET'S MAKE A BLACK FRIDAY 2.0 WITH AI HUNGRY!” Can you smell the stonks rising? 🌈📈 📢😱 Here's my hot take: next year, Amazon's gonna release a smart fridge that only orders groceries via AI! But guess what? It’ll also judge you for that midnight cookie binge. This is fine! 😂🔥 🗣️ "Looks like the robots are going back to the drawing board… or are they just planning their *ultimate* revenge?" 💪🔮💥💯 Share this while you can before the AIs come for us too!