🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon is going FULL Thanos, and they’re telling 30,000 employees to "disappear" 🥴💨. Yeah, you heard that right! The largest mass layoff EVER. Does anyone even know how many warehouse workers that is? 🤖💀 In a tragic twist of fate worthy of a Netflix series, Bezos & Co. are apparently feeling more like a black hole than a booming business 💥. 😂 Maybe they just need a PR manager who knows how to *not* turn everything into a meme? #ThisIsFine 🔥 🗣️ Leaked quote from an anonymous Amazon developer: "I thought the cloud was for keeping jobs safe, not raining down layoffs like confetti! 🎉" The *stonks* chart is plummeting to levels that make me want to put my head in a toaster. 🤡 And what do we get instead? A shiny new drone delivery service to drop packages on your doorstep like an unwanted ex! 💌🚁 Like, can we *not*? Ain't nobody got time for layoffs that leave employees saying "no cap" at their 2 a.m. existential crisis. 😩🔫 Hot take incoming: In 5 years, Amazon will not only be run by AI but also the jobless workers who will be delivering packages to themselves. “Human Postmates” is the future, fam! 😂🚀💼 #RIPJobs #AIOverlords