**🛑🔌 BIG TECH DRAMA ALERT! 🔌🛑** BREAKING: Amazon just gave Sengled the ol' *yeet* treatment and pulled their Alexa skill out like a bad Tinder date! 😱🔥 Y’all remember when you had to yell "ALEXA, TURN ON THE LIGHTS" and your smart bulbs just looked at you like 👀? Yup, Sengled got the chop because their skill was as reliable as a Windows 95 PC. 🤖💀 Amazon's like, “We hold a high bar for productivity” 🤓, but more like they put the bar in the basement and didn’t pay the electric bill. Six months of outages? Try that *in* a coffee shop and see how fast they’d kick you out! 🚀☕️ In a “totally leaked” convo, an Amazon developer was overheard saying, “Sengled? More like SENGONE!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, Sengled bulbs are left stuck on “This is fine” mode while Amazon's getting ready to launch their **NEW** lighting experience—just you wait for "Firefly Mode™"! 🦋🔥 👁️ Here’s my hot take: Instead of fixing their mess, I predict Amazon will hire a team of baby Yodas to redesign the interface. *Meme powered, no cap.* 💰✨ SHARE THIS CHAOS if you’re just as tired of smart home drama as I am! 🙌💥 #TechIsWeird #AlexaWhatIsLife