🚨💔 ALERT: Amazon’s robots just hit a MILLION and… it wasn’t a movie marathon that got them there! 🎬🤖 Instead, they popped out a *new* generative AI model like it’s an end-of-season clearance sale! 🏷️🔥 #StonksGoingUp #RobotsTakingOver In true Bezos fashion, they’ve realized that regular humans are just too slow for the ‘buy it now’ generation. One “leaked” dev quote goes: “Robots can work 24/7 without coffee breaks. Honestly, I’m a little jealous.” 💀✨ Meanwhile, Jeff might as well be harvesting souls at this point for all the automation he’s doing. 😈🚀 So, while you’re sitting there procrastinating until you need to buy that absurdly priced avocado toast 🥑🍞, remember: the robots are sharpening their robotic knives for a delicious feast of your job security. 🤯👀 And let’s be real, if you think your 9-5 is safe, you might as well be sipping coffee in a burning building like “This is fine.” 😩🔥 In a bold prediction: The next Amazon Prime Day will be “Human Job Removal Day” – get your popcorn ready, fam! 🍿💰💀 #RoastingTheFuture #AIIsTheNewBlack