🛒🚀 Hold onto your shopping carts, fam, 'cause Amazon just copped a BIG 48% chunk of Indian supermarket chain More! 🤯💰 That’s right, Bezos is like Drake pointing at his snacks while saying, "This is what I want!" 🍕✨ Seriously, though, Amazon’s playing chess while everyone else is still figuring out checkers. You thought grocery shopping was boring? Nah fam, it’s about to get spiced up like that infamous TikTok pasta! 🌶️🔥 Does anyone even care about grocery stores anymore? Someone tell the CEOs of these chains they need to step up their game. 🔍💬 One tech bro (definitely not a leak) said, “We have a *strategic asset* in More, so now, we can deliver avocados faster than you can say ‘Did I really pay $3.99 for this?’” 😂💀 But let’s be real—this is all leading to a future where we’ll be scouring the aisles of *virtual* grocery stores wearing VR headsets while our mom yells at us to clean our rooms! 🕶️💻 At this rate, grocery delivery will soon become more complex than quantum physics—no cap! 🤯 **Prediction Alert 🚨**: Amazon will one day merge with an influencer to launch a line of groceries called "Influence & Chill” where every peach will come with a free TikTok dance lesson! 🥴💃 #Stonks