🤑💸💀 *BREAKING NEWS: Amazon's Wallet Just Exploded! 💥* Oh boy, grab your popcorn 🍿 'cause the big, bad Bezos just got slapped with a $2.5 BILLION parking ticket for being that sneaky kid on the playground who says “Wanna play?” but really just wants your lunch money! (You got tricked into that Amazon Prime, didn't ya? 🤡) 👀 So, the FTC said, “Nuh-uh! No more deceiving folks into signing up for memberships faster than your crush ignores your DM!” It's like they found all your Amazon search history and said, “This is beyond cringe.” 🤦‍♂️🚀 *“Leaked Developer Quote”* — “We just wanted to sell more 4K noodles with Prime, can you blame us? 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, Jeff’s in his lair counting stonks like the real-life Scrooge McDuck. *Drake pointing* at subscriptions like, “Don’t do it, fam!” 🤦‍♂️ Let's be real, folks… the only Prime we need is freakin’ *Mark’s Prime Steakhouse*, am I right? 🤤🧠💥 *HOT TAKE*: By 2025, Amazon will force you to subscribe to Prime just to breathe! What's next? A Prime subscription for your Netflix habit? This is fine… 🤭💀 Spread the chaos! 🚀🔥