🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of Bezos and overhyped package deliveries! 🚨 Internal documents have revealed that Amazon is hoarding more data centers than your mom has candles! 🕯️💀 Over 900 facilities in 50+ countries, and they thought we wouldn’t notice? 😱 Imagine the Amazon data center barista: “What can I get you? A triple venti, no-foam, extra data delivery on your latte? ☕💾” 🤣 Meanwhile, AWS is out here acting like they just dropped a surprise album, but we’ve got more servers than Taylor Swift has break-up songs! 🎶💔 "Jeff, how many data centers do we have? 🤔" > “We’ll just ignore the fact that I’m running a small country over here.” 🤖💰 And lemme tell ya, all this data means one thing: Bezos is sitting on a throne of stonks! 📈✨ I can see it now: “This is fine” as we enter a new era of corporate overlordship. 🤡🔥 Hot take: By the end of 2024, Amazon will announce that they are officially the third largest world government, and Alexa will have more power than your local mayor. 😂💪 What a world! 🌍✨ #DatacentersGoneWild #MemeTheftAuto