🔥💀 ALERT! IT’S A PRIME DAY MURDER MYSTERY! 💀🔥 Listen up, bargain hunters and digital hoarders! The Amazon overlords are BACK at it again! 🎉 From July 8-11, they’re rolling out deals hotter than your grandma's chili on a summer day! 🤯💵 That's right, it’s Prime Day, baby, and the Fire tablets are on sale! BUT WAIT—who even uses tablets anymore? 🤔👀 "Hey Jeff, do I really need a Fire tablet? My phone is basically a mini-computer." – Anonymous Developer #1 (probably seething in a dark corner of the Amazon warehouse) "Trust me, bro, the Fire tablet is a vibing experience. Just add WiFi and turn your living room into a 70s sci-fi film." – Anonymous Developer #2 🤖💔 But let’s be real—buying these Fire tablets is the equivalent of choosing a dial-up connection in a 5G world. 🥴 It’s like buying stonks at peak meme and then watching them drop hard! 📉🥲 So, who's ready to drop some cash on what’s basically a glorified TV remote? If you are, congrats! You're officially in the cringe zone! 🚀💸 🔥 **Hot Take:** By 2024, Amazon will start selling Fire tablets pre-loaded with "Alexa, tell me why I bought this" and a direct link to therapy sessions. Don’t @ me! 🤡💀