🎉🤑🔥🎥💀 Yo fam, you won’t believe what just went down in the streaming jungle! Amazon is throwing a Prime Day party, and guess what? The *Roku Ultra* is now just $69!!! Like, that's *mad* savings, fam! We went from “I’m broke” to “I’m about to binge-watch every show in existence!” 🤖🍿 Roku said, “Stonks🚀,” and dropped this hot potato at a record-low price. We talking 30% off, which is like finding a $100 bill on the street after tripping over your own Wi-Fi cord. The Roku Ultra can play 4K like a champ 🔥👑 and is packed with HDR10 goodness—whatever that means, but it sounds fancy 🤷‍♂️. And can we talk about that remote? It's like the remote went to tech school — always-on mic 🗣️ for those “Where's the remote?” moments and backlights for late-night snack ops 👀🍕. Plus, it pops into a charging dock like it’s entering a spa day! USB-C, baby! No more battery hoarding like it's the apocalypse. 🔥💬 "Bro, if I had a dollar for every time I lost my remote, I’d have enough for this deal,” said a *totally real* Roku developer. So here’s the *hot take*: In a year, all devices will have a built-in pizza delivery app. 🍕📦 2024, the year **Roku reigns supreme**! Who’s ready to stream and scream??! 💥🤡 #ThisIsFine