🚨🎤BREAKING: Amazon just dropped a new Echo Studio, and honestly, who even asked for this? Like, did we really need a speaker that’s “40% smaller” just so it can dance in your living room and scream “Play Despacito” on command? 🤡📦 According to Amazon’s VP of who even cares anymore, Daniel Rausch, it’s the “most advanced AND best-sounding Echo ever.” 💥🎶 We get it, Amazon, your speakers can pinpoint your screams for help from across the room with upgraded *spatial audio.* #FirstWorldProblems for REAL. 🔥 They threw in full range drivers and a custom woofer. Like, are we really expected to believe that means anything to the average Joe? **"I just want to hear my TikToks, bro!"** - some dude living in 2035 💀✌️ 🤖 And wait, let’s not forget about the “state-of-the-art language models.” Seriously? I can barely converse with my own brain let alone a smart speaker that thinks it’s smarter than me. #Cope Prediction: By 2028, Amazon will launch Echo *SITUATION*—a device that not only plays music but also judges your life choices while recording you *for science.* 🔮📈💰 This is fine... right? 💩