"Amazon drops a budget Kindle like it's hot ๐ฅ๐๐ธ Color me excited or nah? ๐ #BasicReader"
๐๐ BREAKING: Amazon is releasing a cheaper color Kindle! ๐ฑ๐ฐ Letโs get this straight: the Kindle Colorsoft is gonna cost you only $249.99! Thatโs just $249.99 more than your will to live as you scroll endlessly on Twitter! ๐คก๐ But wait, it gets even crazier! ๐ช Amazon's dropping TWO new models โ the ultra-hip (and still kinda broke) โKids Bundleโ for $269.99, perfect for your 6-year-old who can barely read but is asking for a gadget that looks like an iPad to flex on their friends! ๐๐ And FYI, the Signature Edition is still here, flexinโ hard at $279.99 like itโs the only one that can bench press a book. ๐ช๐ฅ "Our customers love reading in color," says some Amazon exec we can only assume is actually a robot ๐ค. No cap, who reads *that* much without some kind of life crisis? ๐ฌ ๐จ Leaked Developer Chat: โDude, how do we make e-readers less boring?โ โBro, what if we make them colorful?!โ โSTONKS!โ ๐ Here comes the wild prediction: in a year, the Kindle will evolve into a sentient device that prompts you to "read" unsourced conspiracy theories... while also charging your phone! ๐ฑ๐คฏ #BuckleUpButtercup