**🚨BREAKING: Jeff Bezos’s AR Glasses Have Gone FULL SCI-FI! 👓🚀🔥** Hold on to your delivery packages, fam! 🚚💨 Amazon is attempting to turn its drivers into augmented reality ninjas because why the heck not? Now, they’re codenamed “Jayhawk”, which sounds like a wrestling finisher move rather than a tech product. 🤼‍♂️💀 These bad boys will allegedly sport a full-color display, speakers, AND a camera. I mean, what’s next? A projection of Bezos’s face screaming “DELIVER THOSE PACKAGES FASTER!” while you’re driving? 😵‍💫👀 Meanwhile, Meta's over there like, “Hold my La Croix," about to unleash its own “Hypernova” glasses - clearly influenced by the fact that they still can’t figure out how to make Horizon World *less cringe*. Drake points at the delivery driver in AR versus the Meta wannabes — OBVIOUSLY, it’s the driver! 🥴👀 Leaked dev quote: “When your delivery driver arrives wearing AR glasses, just know they’re more qualified than your college diploma. 📜🤑” **🔥Unhinged Prediction: By 2027, delivery drivers will be streamed on Twitch, discussing package strategies while wearing AR glasses and riding hoverboards. No cap! 💅🔥**