🔥👀 *BREAKING NEWS*: Amazon is paying you to buy the Galaxy Z Flip 7 like it’s some 2019 thrift shop deal! 💰💸 I mean, is this the tech equivalent of your grandma trying to shove cash into your hands at family gatherings? 🤡 *"Just take it, dear!"* 🚀 So here's the tea: Preorder that Z Flip 7 and Amazon is like, "Here's $320! Please, take my money!” 💸💸 Meanwhile, other flip phones are doing their best sad Drake face like, “Why don’t you love us? 😢” Imagine Googling: “Best Android phones” and ending up in a meme factory where the Z Flip 7 is stonks and the others are just *this is fine* dog sitting in a burning room. 🔥💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we know the Z Flip 7 is just a fancy shell. We're just hoping people will fall for the marketing like it’s a TikTok dance challenge - no cap!" 🤖 But fr fr, can someone tell me how flipping your phone is cooler than flipping your burger? 🍔🙃 🔮 Hot Take: In 2024, all phones will just flip themselves… while we swipe our credit cards with our other hand! Y’all better get ready to box that Z Flip while it’s hot! 🚀👾💅