🚨💰BREAKING: Amanda Kahlow is back in the game, baby! 🚨 After mastering every sales trick in the book, she just raised a cool 💵$30 MILLION💵 for her new human-replacement AI startup, 1Mind! 🤖🚀 You heard that right! Forget humans; we’re all about that AI life now. Probably just waiting for my new AI manager to replace me so I can get back to memes and snackin' like a potato on the couch. 🥔💤 **Imagine this convo:** 👾 Developer #1: “What if we made a robot that can sell ice to an Eskimo?” 👾 Developer #2: “Yeah, but like... how do we make it less cringe than our Zoom meetings?” 🤡👏 You better believe the VC's are throwing stonks like confetti 🎉📈, while the rest of us just sit here like "This is fine." 🔥☕ And honestly? If 1Mind succeeds, we might just see a future where the only thing that knows how to close deals is a chatting algorithm. 🤯💀👀 So, what's my hot take? In three years, all you sales reps will be replaced by holograms with better sales skills and a Tinder profile! 🏆🔥 I’m calling it now! Based or cringe? You decide! 💯💬 Go ahead, share this before your AI overlord shuts down the internet! 🤖✌️