🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: CEO Power Level Over 9000?! 🚀🔥 So turns out Sam Altman (OpenAI) and Satya Nadella (Microsoft) are playing a game of "How Many Watts Can We Suck Up?" 🌌💡. They’re betting their bottom dollar that AI is about to become a power-hungry monster that makes King Kong look like a light snack – but nobody knows just how *cheesy* that bill is gonna get! 💰💸 Imagine them in a boardroom, staring at the wall like it’s the *most confusing meme ever* 🤔. Sam’s like, “We need, like, *ALL* the energy.” Meanwhile, Satya is pulling out a whiteboard, scribbling “Stonks Go Up” but we’re all just left here like: “Is this fine?” 🐶🔥 **Leaked Quote from a Nervous Intern**: “I just wanted to work with cool AI, not pay for its entire electricity bill. This is cringe!” 🤡 Investors are sweating bullets now, but don’t worry, fam! 🤷‍♂️ If they run out of juice, perhaps they’ll just moonlight as solar panel salesmen. Hot take: By 2025, your toaster will have more processing power than your laptop, and it will be *running* on an *emotional support battery*. Buckle up, it’s about to get wild! 🤪💥✨ #MemeBasedTech