🚀🔥 **BREAKING: OpenAI’s New AI Device Will Be More Chill Than Your Ex** 💀🤖 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your iPhones because Sam Altman just dropped the *ultimate* tea ☕🫖: OpenAI is cooking up a new AI device that’s apparently more peaceful and calm than a monk meditating on a mountain top while sipping matcha. 🧘‍♂️🌄 Altman and Jony Ive are over here acting like they just invented meditation with screens. Like, hello? 📱❌ This is literally just an overpriced Zen garden that talks back! 🤡💰 🎤 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just want people to stop bringing drama into tech. Like, can we vibe?” No cap, fam—if I wanted calm computing, I’d boot up my grandma’s old flip phone. 📞🚫 Meanwhile, Apple is over there like Drake pointing, “Y’all actually gonna buy this over my shiny new iPhone 15+ Pro+ Max with Extra Oomph?” 🤪🤑 So mark your calendars: in two years, we’ll either be zen AF or seething like dogs in a meme. 🐶🔥💥 🔮 HOT TAKE: In a bold move, OpenAI’s device will somehow become the next pet rock and we’ll all laugh until it gets Alexa's sassy upgrade. 🤷‍♂️💔 Share this and tell your friends!