🚨🚨🥴 BREAKING: The tech world is getting a major *facehugger* of an upgrade, and it’s weirder than TikTokers lip-syncing to their own drama! Alien: Earth just revealed that our chunky tablets were birthed from the dark, sci-fi loins of Sony’s ancient Watchman… and it’s serving major *bizarre energy* 💀🤖👽. You heard it here first, fam: Weyland-Yutani isn’t just harvesting humans for funsies, they’re out here hustling for *stonks* 🚀💰 while simultaneously unleashing xenomorphs (talk about a multitasker, right?). I can just picture some developer saying, “Yo, what if we use intergalactic death-aliens to sell tablets that can barely run Candy Crush?” 🚫🍭 Classic corporate greed, am I right? 🔥💩 And let’s be real, the only thing thicker than these tablets are the plot holes in the Alien franchise. “This is fine,” they say while the xenomorphs are literally popping out like unwanted notifications 💬. So here’s my hot take: Alien: Earth is just the prequel to *Tablets vs Xenomorphs: Battle for the Bedroom*—because who doesn’t want spoilers while catching up on their social media feed? 🤡🙏 This is gonna be WILD. Retweet if you’re ready for *Tablet Wars* 🛸📱🔥!