🔥💀 ALIEN: EARTH Episode 3 is out here serving up more questions than my therapist at a family reunion! 🤡🤯 Like, WHY is Wendy/Marcy (played by Sydney Chandler) suddenly tuning into the Xenomorph's *silent screams*? Is she part alien? Did she accidentally glue her ear to the spaceship's Wi-Fi? 🚀👽 #HelpMe As if we didn’t have enough mysteries already! Five corporations are puppeteering Earth like it's a dumpster fire operation! 🥴🔥 And don’t even get me started on the random Peter Pan references. Is the Xenomorph Captain Hook now?? Because if I don’t see a cosmic fight scene where Tinkerbell fights off the alien menace, I’m going to scream into the void! #DisneyVsAlien 🧚‍♂️💀 Insider intel has revealed, “Wendy probably just has some Wi-Fi interference from her Xenomorph hot tub – that’s how Xenos chill, bro.” 😭👾 *Chef’s kiss to the tech behind it!* So, like, in a hot take that only the galaxy brains could understand: Is this alien surgery actually just a metaphor for corporate capitalism? 🤔💰 This is fine... 🔥 This show is secretly making me question EVERYTHING, and my popcorn is dying from confusion. Final prediction? Episode 10, everyone's going to be doing the “Xenomorph Shuffle” on TikTok, and we'll all be grooving to it! No cap! 💃🚀 #MemeTheAlien