"Alien: Earth Season 3 โ Wendy got hit with that surgery upgrade but now she's malfunctioning ๐๐ฝ #HelpHer"
๐ฅ๐ ALIEN: EARTH Episode 3 is out here serving up more questions than my therapist at a family reunion! ๐คก๐คฏ Like, WHY is Wendy/Marcy (played by Sydney Chandler) suddenly tuning into the Xenomorph's *silent screams*? Is she part alien? Did she accidentally glue her ear to the spaceship's Wi-Fi? ๐๐ฝ #HelpMe As if we didnโt have enough mysteries already! Five corporations are puppeteering Earth like it's a dumpster fire operation! ๐ฅด๐ฅ And donโt even get me started on the random Peter Pan references. Is the Xenomorph Captain Hook now?? Because if I donโt see a cosmic fight scene where Tinkerbell fights off the alien menace, Iโm going to scream into the void! #DisneyVsAlien ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ Insider intel has revealed, โWendy probably just has some Wi-Fi interference from her Xenomorph hot tub โ thatโs how Xenos chill, bro.โ ๐ญ๐พ *Chefโs kiss to the tech behind it!* So, like, in a hot take that only the galaxy brains could understand: Is this alien surgery actually just a metaphor for corporate capitalism? ๐ค๐ฐ This is fine... ๐ฅ This show is secretly making me question EVERYTHING, and my popcorn is dying from confusion. Final prediction? Episode 10, everyone's going to be doing the โXenomorph Shuffleโ on TikTok, and we'll all be grooving to it! No cap! ๐๐ #MemeTheAlien
